munch (Generous Male)

Don’t leave home without me.

Personal Info

  • Age: 32 (Leo)
  • Body Type: Slim / Slender
  • Height: 5'10" (178cm)
  • Hair / Eyes: Black / Brown
  • Education: Graduate Degree
  • Children: No Children
  • Ethnicity: Mixed Race
  • Religion: Agnostic / Non-religious
  • Smoking: Non-Smoker
  • Drinking: Social Drinker

More Information

  • Occupation: Sanitary Services Specialist
  • Income: Less than US$20.000
  • Net Worth: Less than US$10.000
  • Looking To Meet: Women

I'm From: Montréal, Quebec, CA

Will Fly You to His Town Will Come To Your Town Will Travel with You


Places I want to travel to:

London, United Kingdom Bangkok, Thailand Sydney, Australia Cape Town, South Africa Maui, United States Costa Rica, Costa Rica Rio de Janeiro, Brazil Singapore, Singapore Dubai, United Arab Emirates Bali, Indonesia


A little bit about myself:

Single Asian Male in dead-end job seeks dumpy and vapid neurotic for shouting matches, hustling, and co-dependency.

To get promoted, I was asked to list my individual value structure, only to come to the surprising realization that I have none whatsoever. I have no personal opinions about anything, because I am apathetic and ignorant. I enjoy smoking, drinking, petty theft, pornography, and self-righteous indignation. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing useless statistics, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes. I'm 32, but look 45 and feel 61.

Also, my particularly developed sense of self-entitlement continuously feeds my superiority complex and makes me realize that filling in these description boxes is truly beneath me. Really, I'm doing so as a service to the ladies and the human race at large.

Why I want to travel:

You are a man-hating, bitter shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement and unrealistic expectations and you feel very strongly about woman's rights and equality when it suits your purpose. You filled your profile using less than 5 phrases and are willing to repeat them ad nauseam throughout our travels. You must also have written that you «like travelling» on a site called misstravel.com…

Extra brownie points if you just finished dating every guy in town but now want to take it slow with me. I would be open to a nameless and emotion-less fling, but much prefer a long-term, spirit crushing, agonizing breakup ultimately leading me to (more) booze, gambling and strip clubs. Age unimportant, but I often condescend to women under 21 and rehash mother issues with women over 48.