Will Fly You to His Town Will Come To Your Town Will Travel with You
London, United Kingdom Bangkok, Thailand Sydney, Australia Cape Town, South Africa Maui, United States Costa Rica, Costa Rica Rio de Janeiro, Brazil Singapore, Singapore Dubai, United Arab Emirates Bali, Indonesia
Single Asian Male in dead-end job seeks dumpy and vapid neurotic for shouting matches, hustling, and co-dependency.
To get promoted, I was asked to list my individual value structure, only to come to the surprising realization that I have none whatsoever. I have no personal opinions about anything, because I am apathetic and ignorant. I enjoy smoking, drinking, petty theft, pornography, and self-righteous indignation. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing useless statistics, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes. I'm 32, but look 45 and feel 61.
Also, my particularly developed sense of self-entitlement continuously feeds my superiority complex and makes me realize that filling in these description boxes is truly beneath me. Really, I'm doing so as a service to the ladies and the human race at large.
You are a man-hating, bitter shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement and unrealistic expectations and you feel very strongly about woman's rights and equality when it suits your purpose. You filled your profile using less than 5 phrases and are willing to repeat them ad nauseam throughout our travels. You must also have written that you «like travelling» on a site called misstravel.com…
Extra brownie points if you just finished dating every guy in town but now want to take it slow with me. I would be open to a nameless and emotion-less fling, but much prefer a long-term, spirit crushing, agonizing breakup ultimately leading me to (more) booze, gambling and strip clubs. Age unimportant, but I often condescend to women under 21 and rehash mother issues with women over 48.