Will Show You His Town Will Fly to Your Town Will Travel with You
I totally took an intro class on poetry, that's how I have such great alliteration and rhyming ability. Other things I can do include puns, spoonerisms, double entendres, triple entendres, single entendres. I can pronounce 'entendre' correctly because I learned French in school. Have you ever experienced the unbridled sensual pleasure of a man reciting the different parts of an elementary school to you… in french?
Attributes I bring to the table:
— A Thinkpad laptop with four seasons of MXC on it.
— An encyclopedic knowledge of the movie Apocalypse Now
— One very realistic stuffed crow
— James Last's «Voodoo Party» on vinyl LP
I want to travel the world… with YOU!